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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Was reading Eng Hoong's blog just now on periodic table, and I suddenly remebered what I was discussing with my father a week before...

PERIODIC PEOPLE REPRESENTATION!!!
(basically it is using the periodic table to represent people)

I was laughing all the way when my father told me this~!
This is an easy way for those people who have trouble memorising the periodic table... not that I had used it before...

*NOTE: If too offensive, please feel free to navigate away from this page! Some bio terms may also be used here...

SO let's get started!

1) Metals are "guys", Non-metals are "girls"
Explaination: Guys are tough, and tend to be loners;
Girls are soft, and tend to form pairs or groups.

2) Metals which exhibits non-metal properties(Group I) are "sissy"
Explaination: Guys who have girl's personality.

3) Non-metals which exhibits metallic properties(Metalliods) are "tomboys"
Explaination: Girl's who have guy's personality.

4) Group 0 elements are "solitary"
Explaination: They tend to be alone and do not form bonds.

5) When metals form bonds with non-metals(ionic bonding), they have high melting point
Explaination: When a guy and a girl gets into a relationship, it's hard to break them apart.

6) When non-metals form bonds among themselves(covalent bonding), they have low melting point
Explaination: Girls break apart as easily as they gather in groups; They are easy-going.

7) Transition metals are "interesting people"
Explaination: They exhibits colour when forming bonds with non-metals.

8) Amphoteric elements and Hydrogen are "bisexual"
Explaination: They can form bonds with metals and non-metals.

9) When a more reactive metal is mixed with a salt of a less reactive metal, the less reactive metal will be displaced
Explaination: When a more attractive guy comes along, the girl runs off to him.

10) When a more reactive halogen is mixed with an aqueous solution of a less reactive halogen, the less reactive halogen is displaced
Explaination: When a more attractive girl comes along, the guy runs off to her.

11)When an acid is mixed with an alkaline, salt and water is formed
Explaination: Half of father's chromosomes and half of mother's chromsomes produce an offspring.

Basically, these are all the things that I had discussed with my father... If you have any more to add on, please feel free to tag on my tagboard (but make sure it is not too offensive)...

'till next time!

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Merged into one crazy psychopath
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